May 2013
clockwork-princes-and-angels:
damnyoujacewayland:
Simons band is going to have its final name in CoHF
whymakswhy:
‘STACEY’S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN’ ON
SHE’S ALL I WANT AND I’VE WAITED FOR SO LONG
STACY CAN’T YOU SEE YOU’RE JUST NOT THE GIRL FOR ME
I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG BUT I’M IN LOVE WITH STACE-‘
….Hello…sir…
I always wonder how people found my Tumblr.
i-am-superjohnlocked:
I wonder why they clicked onto my page specifically.
I wonder what makes them click the ”Follow” button.
I wonder who actually keeps up with my Tumblr.
I wonder who actually enjoys my Tumblr.
I wonder if I’m anyone’s Tumblr crush.
You can come confess if you want……
ryannxp:
irisowl:
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
omfg
laugh-addict:
Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones
the-awesomeness-of-doitsu:
starvingfartist:
i knew you were trouble when you walked in
now im lion on the cold hard ground
OH MY GOD
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
sexcake:
i know im ugly but can some guy just take one for the team and love me
Augustus Waters: "May I see you again?"
Hazel Grace: "Sure."
Augustus Waters: "Tomorrow?"
Hazel Grace: "Patience, grasshopper. You don't want to seem overeager."
Augustus Waters: "Right, that's why I said tomorrow. I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow. I'm serious."
Hazel Grace: "You don't even know me. How about I call you when I finish this?"
Augustus Waters: "But you don't even have my phone number."
Hazel Grace: "I strongly suspect you wrote it in this book."
Augustus Waters: "And you say we don't know each other."
supermerwholocked:
tulio-the-sassy-and-powerful-god:
tom-and-ben:
_pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:
fuckyoutomhiddleston:
If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down
I just wanted everyone to know that
you’ve all been truly wonderful people
and
it was an honor blogging with you all
I truly love all of you and will miss you all
It was a great time. You will always be in my...
suojure:
malijuanastyles:
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop...
physicalvocalist:
fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:
lembas-and-cram:
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
rendezvousramen:
addictedtopunsandpizza:
macaronivevo:
jesuschristvevo:
is it data or data
is it route or route
is it caramel or caramel
is it either or either
is it read or read
is it lead or lead
Maybe its Maybelline
I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s...
asphyxion:
i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing
the ridiculous thing is that i’m pretty smart but at the same time i manage to be the dumbest person alive
castielandhishunters:
calumon:
my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
I guess now you could call it a high school
imheretofight:
anyway, it’s really beautiful that every single finale in this show is about DE. It can be sad, heartbreaking, hopefull, happy, but it’s always DE in the center. SE is just irrelevant in finales.
commanderlizabiz:
princeichi:
gosh thor followed me into the bathroom
and the whole time i was trying to concentrate, he just sat there in the bathtub, very loudly licking his butt.
oh my god I forgot that your cat is named thor so I actually thought you meant like god of thunder thor and holy shit the mental images
hell-is-my-paradise:
yourealoserlol:
skittlejoy:
its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio
yeah, you deserve them.
that’s the most inspiring thing i have ever seen
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
simonmarshallcolfer:
help-the-fandoms-have-me:
WHOA
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED
If there were hunters out there like Sam and Dean, or a secret organization called Torchwood, or the Doctor showing up, or fairies or wizards or demigods or whatever,
the ONE thing that would keep it completely secret
is if someone wrote a book or made a TV show about it
because by doing an internet...
People: express your feelings
People: let them out
People: it's not good to hold it all in
Me: *expresses feelings*
People: whoa calm down
People: quit exaggerating
People: get over it
drarna:
REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN YOU CATCH YOUR PARENTS GOSSIPING ABOUT YOU TO FAMILY MEMBERS LIKE TALK SHIT GET HIT BITCH
My Psychology Professor: People who are not depressed see the world the way they want to see it. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is.
hotwhiteguy:
hotwhiteguy:
i lost my number, can you give me yours
no no no not your phone number your credit card number
I'll just be over here crying my eyes out over...
sarcastic-shadowhunter:
mrscarstairs:
“What happened to them?” Tessa whispered. “The woodcutter and the musician?”
Jem’s smile was sad. “Zhong Ziqi died, and Yu Boya played his last song over his friend’s grave. Then he broke his qin and never played again.”
CASSANDRA CLARE, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. DON’T THINK I DIDN’T NOTICE THAT FORESHADOWING YOU SATANIST.
How To Ruin Your Life
Step 1: Join tumblr
Step 2: Become part of a fandom
Step 3: Become best friends with people who live on the other side of the world
1/3 of me: I wanna be fit and sexy and have a flat stomach and be lean and have lots of muscle.
1/3 of me: I wanna be skinny and tiny and dainty and delicate and bony and frail and look cute in everything.
1/3 of me: I wanna not give a shit about what I look like and be happy instead.
